HOT JOKES

There was a young man of DevizesWhose balls were of two different sizesThe one was so small'Twas nothing at allBut the other - it won several prizes!

She stood on the bridge at midnight,her heart was all a quiver.She gave a cough,her tits fell off,and floated down the river.

There once was a couple named Kellywho spent life belly to bellyfor in their hastethey used library pasteinstead of petrolium jelly.

There once was a young man from AyreWho wanted to do something Dire.He lighted the thatch of his Grandmotherssnatch.Then laughed as she pissed out the fire.

There once was a girl named Alisha who said if my pussy dont please ya I' ll sell you my bum for the very same some just watch out my tape worm dont seize ya.

There once was a soldier named YatesHe did a fandango on skatesHe fell on his cutlassWhich rendered him "nutless"And practically useless on dates!

A lady who lived in Darjeeling,professed to lack sexual feeling.A cynic named Boris,tongue swiped her clitoris,And they peeled her off of the ceiling!

There was a man from BrazilWho invented the atomic pill.His balls corroded his dick explodedAnd his ass was found in Seville.

There was a young man from Kent whose dick was so long that it bent.He got into troublewhen he stuck it in doubledand instead of coming, he went.


There was a young man from BombayWho modeled a cunt of of clayBut the heat of his prickTurned the clay into brickWhich wore all his foreskin away.

There was a young man from BostonWho drove around in an AustinHe had room for his assAnd a gallon of gasBut his nuts hung out and he lost 'em
Here i sit on the pooperGiving birth to an ohio trooper

The night was dark, the sky was bluedown the alley the shit wagon flewa bump was hit, a scream was hearda man was killed by a flying turd
Little miss muffet sat on her tuffetspreading her legs so wideAlong came a spider, looked up inside her and said Damn that pussys wide


There was a young girl from Coles Hillwho tryed a dynamite stick for a thrillthey found her vagina in North Carolina And bits of her tits in Brazil.


In the days of old when men were bold and rubbers were'nt invented, they wrapped a sock around their cock, and babys were prevented!

There once was a man from Peru, who did'nt what to do, so on his way to Venus, he played with his penis,and ended up with a hand full of goo!

There was a man from Waleswho lived on puke, snot,and snails,when he couldn't get these, he lived on the cheese, that he picked from his dick with his nails...

There was a young man from Lachinewho invented a fucking machine,both concave and convex-to suite either sex,With a jug at the end for the cream.

There was a young fellow from HorshamWho took off his balls to warsh 'emHis mother said Jack, if you don't put 'em backI'll jump on the bastards and squash 'em!